Cé - an all out war against no enemy.

 Ant-vintage

 Anti-Ikea

Anti-Oedipus

Frankly, I find the last one a little creepy for public consumption. We don't have Ikea in Lebanon so why bother attack it. As for the first, Bokja have made a huge name for themselves out of vintage furniture. So why attack the others instead of emphasizing their own inherent features?