No, we do not want the government to be functional.
No, we do not 24 hour electricity.
No, we do not want running water.
No, we do not want the corruption to stop.
Diab seems to sum up all our requests as a Lebanese populace in one central, defining, summarizing sentence: The people wants Christmas ornaments.
There. In addition the ad assumes Santa Claus speaks Arabic, is Lebanese and speaks on our behalf.