(C) Peter Zupanc
In an unprecendented event which shoes the escalation of hostilities between toy makers in different continents, a businessman by the name of Santa Claus was attacked while on visit to the Chinese market. The purpose of the visit according to Santa Claus Inc. was to see if some of the businesses can be outsourced to the North Pole where apparently workers work for free and do not demand any form of syndicate protection or social security. The photos shows a fully insured Chinese worker whose takents Mr. Claus was trying to reach reacting violently to the proposal. Sources in the North Pole could not be contacted for the purposes of this article.