Get YOUnique fingerprints from the police

I wonder if anyone can put something like "Director of the anti-timidness movement" (Like Adrianne Choiniere) or "President of the bikini national party" like Elvira Redmond, on their CV.... But it seems such high profile jobs get you sponsorship deals from the likes of Police eyewear. I have to admit though that the "Be YOUnique" signature was qute a find. Hmmm, I wonder though how come they missed photographing the toilet flusher of the Empire State Building (They guy who goes down from floor to floor doing nothing but flushing toilets to avoid the whole system from clogging)....