Monday, April 16, 2007

Never Twice Same What?


First National Bank (FNB) has created Lebanon’s first cloning machine aimed at all those who still did not undergo the “Sinuses” operation (The official name in insurance for a nose job – so as for them to pay for it), or those whose lips are naturally thin, or whose breasts have not been siliconized as of yet. Interestingly, the phenomenon of plastic surgery is so rampant, specifically among the female singers that a newcomer on the scene called herself “Dana – no plastic surgery” – of course she’s also “Dana – no voice whatsoever”, but who cares! My major question however is whether the girl in the ad has undergone plastic surgery or not...

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