Monday, October 29, 2012

Spinney's can kiss my math!

 2009
2012

I am puzzled! Numbers just don't add up!... In 2009, Spinney's launched a campaign (which was quite cute!) "we extend our wishes to you one by one" (one one makes 11) and that was to celebrate their 11th birthday.... Now, in 2012, instead of celebrating their 14th they are actually announcing that they are 64 years old "the first to have believed in Lebanon" - which is also a corny attempt to capitalize on the events that rocked Beirut (the Achrafieh explosion namely). Put up with me a bit as I struggle with the equation: 11+3=64.
Somewhere, somehow, Spinney's missed a staggering 50 years of its existence! Not only they grew older, but their latest mediatic fiasco regarding the wages of their employees and the opposition to forming a union for them, proved that they are none-the-wiser than a 14 year-old teenager who pretends to be an elderly respected person (it's like a Justin Bieber fan who might also have been a contemporary of Sinatra).
Spinney's can really just kiss my math!

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Is Danah Abdulla the secret Maria Fleed?






So Kalimat magazine does it again in their Vol III, Issue 09, October 2012! What am I talking about? Just explore the link kalimatmagazine.com/ibraheemyoussef to be able to get your own surprise (instead of downloading the stuff I have inserted above! Which includes two uber-cool wallpapers).... It is truly a very cool customization on country basis. And the issue itself promises to be a blast as well! Danah Abdulla - the creative director and editor of the magazine deserves all praise over this. Some people, instead of complaining are actually trying!

Monday, October 22, 2012

Maison Martin Margiela for H&M: Branding the anti-brand

At an age when designers try to push their logo over anything and everything, Martin Margiela defined the opposite of this tendency going as far as removing the labels from his own clothing (but the four stitches where the label would have been remained) and then subsequently, code-naming his lines with numbers between 0 and 23 (not all of them used though) in a which only made sense to insiders in the fashion circles*:

0 Garments remodeled by hand for women
010 Garments remodeled by hand for men
1 Garments collection for women
10 The collection for men
4 A wardrobe for women
14 A wardrobe for men
11 A collection of accessories for women & men
22 A collection of shoes for women & men
13 Object & publications
3 Frangrances
And if Maison Martin Margiela is still an obscure brand for the people at large, this is about to drastically change now that they are launching a collaboration with H&M. Whereas previous collaborations with the Swedish retail giant were subsequently labeled “unwearable” this one is being judged so even before its launch, for the Margiela team of designers is revisiting their iconic moments and re-issuing them for the collaboration.
But whereas the originals were artisanal in nature, it would be difficult to replicate than in mass produced H&M goods. Case in point the infamous hooligan jumper made from football supporters’ scarves was originally made from previously worn scarves scavenged from thrift stores, the new edition will be available in one model only understandably to make the whole effort economically feasible for both brands.
Margiela purists are up in arms over the collaboration already judging it unfaithful to the designer’s catalogue and everything he has stood for, as sample of what is being said is the following (taken from a post by a member of Fashion Spot forum): “Perhaps some of us actually have some respect for the original work? You know the integrity of it all, the thoughtfulness, the creativity, the workmanship. The fact that Margiela sourced and worked with the vast majority of his own materials which nobody does anymore these days. What's more, those elements simply cannot matched in this vein with any kind of authenticity never mind dignity. Needless to say, you'll have to excuse us if some of we fans are more than bemused by some of power hungry taking the last remaining morsel of integrity this house once boasted and using it to sell, sell, sell.”
Another input is this: “Martin Margiela created and reproduced from things or garments that were never really meant to be in 'fashion', like the staple sneakers from the Austrian military in 1943 (yes, the shoes actually had a label stating the source of inspiration), or a coat from an American factory that was previously the uniform used there. What H&M is now doing, is to copy Margiela's ideas and trying to tell people these are Margiela's original ideas and what the brand is, when the man himself didn't even meant for people to think so in the first place. So this 'reproduction' by H&M is very different from Margiela's idea of reproduction.”
Understandably, other shoppers are more lenient in their approach, specifically that the MMM (Maison Martin Margiela) has been acquired in majority by Diesel – which despite its own “be stupid” bonanza is only too smart when it comes to commercializing its brands: “I'm actually quite surprised by the snobbery and idealism of some here. What did Martin the designer think when he sold his label to Diesel...? It's Diesel, Martin. So, if we're to point fingers, then mine would be pointing at Martin first for allowing the commercializing of his label to happen. And let's be real here, since the beginning, Martin's always been very high fashion. His designs were splashed all over high-profile fashion magazines, and being sold at very high end shops with high price-tags.”
Whatever the merits of both sides of the argument, I am always impressed by how H&M tackles every collaboration from the marketing point of view. The first collaboration was with Karl Lagerfeld who, it seems, parted ways with H&M over the issue that they made large sizes of his garments. The list now includes Lanvin and Versace. But to the credit of H&M, their choice is often very eclectic, which includes Sonia Rykiel, Matthew Williamson, Stella McCartney, but also much more fringe brands such as Comme Des Garcons and Viktor&Rolf, and even Jimmy Choo and Anna dello Russo – going as far as teaming up with Madonna and Kylie Minogue.
With time, their collaborations became staples of the season, and they became more and more professional when it comes to teasing, staging and marketing them tailoring events to the size and overall brand perception of their guest designers.
Versace made a mass hysterics among consumers (some of them were hospitalized) and H&M made a launch part which featured Nicky Minaj and Prince among others Donatella Versace herself came and greeted the shoppers in London as they queued from the previous sunset to be able to get the much-coveted merchandise. Everything was over-the-top from the branding to the bags, to the window displays. But that was Versace has always been about – an excess in all things (specifically in the Gianni Versace era).
Second in line after the website-crashing frenzy of the super luxury brand came the collaboration was with Marni, a totally different retro-ish inspired brand, much more niche when compared to its predecessor. But to put things into context, Consuelo Castiglioni is the antithesis of the flashy, platinum blonde, esthetic-surgery devout that Donatella is.
The Marni for H&M designs themselves were more muted, and although (or perhaps because) they very much in tandem with Marni’s own mainline, they still managed to find appeal among customers – albeit different ones from those who queued from Versace (apart from the hardcore fashionistas and the ebay resellers which have plagued the collaborations prompting H&M to issue limitations as to time spent inside the stores and quantities of merchandise sold per shopper).
Everything about the pre-launch was more Marni, the ads were less flashy, and Sofia Coppola was brought on board to direct a TV commercial which – with its laid back mood, Moroccan setting, and super-8 colors – did the job splendidly of both, showcasing the capsule collection but also drawing a gigantic mood board about the essence of Marni.
Which bring us back to Margiela. A man who has left his own brand in 2009 following what was seen as the end of an era, and an act of supposed rebellion over Diesel’s Renzo Rosso who was turning the brand into a much more commercialized name.
In that same vein, here’s a third quote from the Fashion Spot forum which might also shed a light on the who affair: “And for me it strikes me as a paradox that people say Margiela was anti-luxury but then portray him as an elitist. Someone that would be horrified that the masses would use designs inspired by his clothes. I do not think at all he came across that way. We may not know what we think about this collab, but we certainly know he was not running a charity, or some pseudo artistic experience just the sake of it, he was running a business. He deemed Diesel good enough to take over his name, what makes people think he would be above connection himself with H&M?”
And yet, apart from the controversy itself, which perhaps does not even trickle to the average consumer, H&M is once more on the top of their game. In terms of price points, the stickers on the outfits indicate a somewhat higher average than their previous collaborations (or at least this is what is transpiring from the items featured in the lookbook), which – along with the very edgy designs (going back to “unwearable” which was previously stated at the beginning) – is good enough to persuade the average shopper to remain home and for ebay scavengers to invest in what might not easily resell at three of four times its value online at a later stage.
MMM which never advertised when the man himself was still at its helm, find itself supremely well served with ads for the H&M collaboration shot by British photographer Sam Taylor-Wood. In the words of the British photographer herself: “I wanted to create an atmosphere that was both quiet and still. That each person was in their own emotional and physical thought space. A world away from the heady atmosphere of the usual urban noise." Once more, the brand was entering a previously virgin territory as never before they made advertisings which is one of the basic visual premises for selling a brand.
But MMM is mostly about minimalism, white color, recycling clothes, paint splattering, and anti-branding going as far dressing their designers in white lab coats and not appointing a successor to the founder when he left, so it would be interesting how H&M are going to do their window displays, and point of sale dress-up. In other words, how is H&M going to brand the anti-brand?
Pick a number between 0 and 23 and you might have the answer! Actually, the answer is 15(th of November when the collection hits the stores).
Right? H(&)MMMM…….. Stands for perplexity over H&M and MMM.

*various pieces of information for this blog post were taken from open sources on the net.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

All that is banned is desired - World Conference on Artistic Freedom of Expression


For all artists who have been struggling with censorship, repression, intimidations, and whimsical laws, take heed and have faith because soon, you shall not be alone any longer. “All that is banned is desired” (yes, the title does stem from the Arabic saying “koul manou3 margoub”) is a conference is organized and hosted by Fritt Ord Foundation (The Freedom of Expression Foundation, Oslo) and Freemuse (The World Forum on Music & Censorship), and dubs itself as a “World Conference on Artistic Freedom of Expression”.
The conference will take place at the Oslo Opera House, Norway, 25-26 October 2012 and will focus on contemporary censorship of the arts and limitations of artistic freedom of expression. The sessions will include artistic performances, dialogues and discussions with censored artists, observers and cultural operators.
Ole Reitov, co-founder of Freemuse spoke to Beirut/NTSC on the importance of the conference and its timely scheduling in today’s world. According to Reitov, “for years, freedom of expression has been understood by many media workers as freedom of opinion for media workers and politicians. There is a blind spot amongst politicians, media workers, human rights organizations and even artists how important artistic freedom is.”
But, when we lived in today’s world where anything artistically related can become a mediatic storm, something which the Scandinavian countries have experienced first-hand with the “Danish cartoons crisis” for example, it becomes hard to dissociate where freedom of expression lies before it is considered as a social taboo. On this angle, Reitov reiterates that “although we understand that an image, cartoon, song or poster in fact may inspire millions and make other millions angry, we tend to forget the role of arts and artists in our societies. Artists' organisations - except writers - have neither been very active in promoting their rights to artistic freedom and whereas media workers have united in promoting their rights artists have often competed or not connected in their strive for artistic freedom.”
“The artists will get a broader vision of how their colleagues in many countries and working in different fields of art are suffering repression, persecution, non-transparent legislation and even abduction and killing. But they will also understand different strategies to target this.” He also emphasizes that the conference will display and showcase “examples of campaigns resulting in great support for artistic freedom.”
This state of affairs globally gave rise to the necessity of an organized, centralized body which will make it a priority to defend artists as they struggle to break rigid social norms and break taboos and notions of repressions. As a matter of fact, one of the chief objectives of the conference seems to be a step in that direction. “The day after the conference artists’ organizations and freedom of expression organizations will gather to create a new global network artsfex.org for the advocacy and protection of artistic freedom. The artists will know that they are not alone and states hopefully will get the message that they can no longer repress artists’ right to freedom of expression and get away with it without global noise.”

Monday, October 15, 2012

Brad Pitt for Chanel No. 5: You're no Carole Bouquet


So there it is, the new ad for Chanel No. 5 starring Brad Pitt. He's Mr. Jolie in real life, and ex-Mr. Aniston. I think, at one point, he actually acted. I think it borderline sucks really. He's talking to the bottle in case you didn't know. And for heaven's sake, if he's in a Chanel ad, how come he's dressed in an crumpled H&M shirt - or was Karl Lagerfeld too busy with his hula hoops!.... Oh, and Pitt got 7 Million Dollars for this. Go figure!
Let it be known that I also disliked severely the Nicole Kidman ad for No. 5, Audrey Tatou's movie was marginally better, but to get a real glimspe at what they used to do for the brand, look no further than the Riddley Scott directed "Share the fantasy" film:
Or, my personal favorite, the one with Carole Bouquet which still sends you drooling years after it was originally made.

Saturday, October 13, 2012

The Outpost as seen by USEK students

USEK students were given a very difficult brief in my Esquisse II class. To do a post-launch campaign for the impressive magazine The Outpost. The excercise, crammed in two hours produced some incredible gems. Here are some of the highlights in no specific order.
Amira Rahme saw - that once The Outpost was launched it was an invitation to "think" but not only that, after a long period of brain-rusting publications, it's actually, "think, again."
For Cristel Tarabay, since "what if print is not dead?" was a part of the launch campaign, therefore The Outpost is "a new Guteneberg" - a new way of looking at print material.
George Rahme went back to Edisson when he was told that he needed 1000 trials before inventing the lamp to which he replied "I found 1000 ways of NOT creating the lamp" - so the possiblity is simply the "success of failed."
Kristel Jabbour, defies the antithesis. What if... we weren't.... Weren't what? Good, read the magazine and its follow ups to know what she is referring to. Indeed "if only we are not"....
Marale Zeidan, goes back to the origin of possibility, this fierce notion that something is bound to happen, that "it could be full stop." No arguments there!
Marianne Roukoz turns the volume on, because when someone sets to change things through possibility, the will is so great that he or she is capable of seeing what will come next before it happens, ergo "after is before."
Priscilla Abou Zeid, finding that history will prove The Outpost right, went to the idea of "the answer will happen" but flipped it on its head saying events will prove we were visionaires with "the happen will answer."
Last but certainly not least, Rola Assaad went to the core of the psychodemographics of the target audience of the magazine, people on the outisde, people who do not conform, people who are proactive.... Simply, outcasts. The Outpost is for "the outcast in you."
Since the students did not have access to the typo of the magazine, and since the exercise was done in such a short time, they went and copied pages only to be able to cut and paste letters of their slogans with as much of a logo as they could gather, hence the "ransom-letter" effect on the final output. No computer gimmicks were allowed.
So.... Ibrahim, Raafat, Layal and co.... I challenge you to do better than that. The ball is in your court!

Science world ambient ads: We can explain.





















Science World museum in collaboration with Rethink Canada created a series of brilliant ambient and billboard ads dedicated to promoting science in Vancouver. The result is stricking, witty, smart, doesn't take itself seriously, but also informative, curiosity-inducing.... And just as Science World says: We can explain....
And NO lab coats or before/after in all of the campaign! Isn't that a scientific miracle in itself?

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Tapirama revamp....

Tapirama is quietly but surely getting a revamp. Interesting, when compared to Solet Tapis' fiasco "Teta wou sejedeta" they have been changing at their own comfortable pace. Their latest, "sar badda nafda" means both "it is time for a revamp" and "it is time to dust the carpets" (usually using the old-fashioned method of the bamboo duster). The redundancy of the image on the capret itself (a Greco-Roman woman who is holding a duster) is a little strange (unless by revamp they ALSO mean the housewife herself who is now updated into a modern-day version of a Lebanese nip and tuck woman). On the whole, remembering who the audience is, and that they could have gotten away with something way dumber, they deserve markes for the effort.

Monday, October 8, 2012

Lebanon in a single snapshot - George F. Mobley

Image credit: George F. Mobly (National Geographic)
Ever since I saw this image on the net last year (a year ago!), I have been trying to trace it back to its origins while making sure to know the credit behind it. Oh and it took forever for me to be able to have a copy of it which was not watermarked in logos. And now I have it.
For me this image simply encapsulates Lebanon! All of it in one single snapshot.
Let me explain:
First the duality of the Rolls Royce versus the donkey. A perfect case of Lebanon's have and have nots.
Then of course, the image of a country on two different speeds, two different levels, two different strata which collide in a touch-and-go place but still keep seperate from one another.
All of this on the backdrop of a modernist architecture, with advertising and consumerism galore (the Sony ad in the background), and under the watchful but inefficient eyes of the "state" (the street lamps).
There is also the story behind it, opinions diverge on facebook, some says that the "Rolls belonged to Cheikh Khalil Bechara el Khoury" (with someone else saying "yes, that was his license plate number"), which another story states: "The owner of the RR was our Neighbour at the time, Mr. (Fawzi) Saba and the guy on the Donkey is Abou Rashed the Milkman whose used to raise his cows where Al Sahab Building is now." So even there, just like Lebanon in general, we cannot agree on one version of things.
A whole country in a single snapshot, that's no mean feat!

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Partners wanted: Beirut/NTSC Bros & Co.

Oh well, the inevitable just happened!.... Beirut/NTSC is looking for partners in the merchandising arm. Almost 5 years since its inception, the blog and its subsidiaries are now solid in form and format, the tone of voice and content unwavering, the positioning clearly established, but most of all the core values are now set in stone. So, in effect, in order to continue the blog its mission - specifically through spreading books and videos on its sister website 7UPstairs Publishing - the time has come to transform this venture into a lucrative one all while preserving the original pillars it was built upon.
Mind you, if your concept of "merchandising" is limited to splashing the logo on a coffee mug, or confining it into low-end badly manufactured T-shirt, then please - we do not see eye two eye at all. Whereas I am not going to reveal my business plan, suffice to say the potential to make some serious dough is there, particularly to someone with acute business sense (sadly, I am great at selling other people's products, but not my own).
So if anyone is interested on embarking in this adventure, do let me know.... Please contact me should you be so!

Friday, October 5, 2012

Beirut/NTSC on Future TV


And so there it is - in less than a week I was on two TV stations. Except this time I was with the incomparable Ghida Younes on "Baddak Totla3 3al Television" on Future TV, those of you with slow internet connections (i.e. those like me living in Lebanon) please jump to minute 14 to facilitate the viewing even if of course, the whole episode is a delight! Make sure to like Ghida's programme on facebook!

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

iPhone 5 maps: Hadd wayn aloulak?

Mad magazine just brilliantly parodied the classic New Yorker cover by Saul Steinberg which showed the New Yorkers are geographically self-centered with the rest of the world simply "beyond the Hudson river". As the iPhone 5 new maps have been a major blunder, creating spaces and places where there are none (prompting Apple CEO to make something unheard of before - an appology!) it was time to revisit the Steinberg oeuvre dipping it in Mad sauce!
It all reminds me of the way we Lebanese give directions: Go to the bakery at the end of the street, cross to the right at Falafel Abou Coco, then go the wrong (against traffic) to the right - there's a dumpster and a crumbing building, from there....
Or simply - as page 44 of the book "The Hole Truth" would tell you (by Fady Chahine and yours truly):
Hadd way aloulak?

Monday, October 1, 2012