If I understood correctly, Chef Ramzi has ceded his place as resident cook of Future Television to Chef Chadi Zeitouni. Without going into the virtures and bios of each one of them, I can say that Chef Chadi wins as my favotite hands down. Chef Ramzi has grown obese (All right, they say "never trust a thin chef" but when you're a TV personality, you must watch it!), a tad consumed and obsolete - and frankly, I think his food was the primary cause of heart attack in the Arab world (has anyone noticed how much fat he uses?).
Chef Chadi on the other hand, is agile, funny, has a super outgoing personality, and fills the screen - not with his volume - but with his quick spirit. All of this is to get to the Pril ad featuring Chef Ramzi... For some reason, I don't think they fit!... The ad is about the "super max power" of Pril on "grease" (one of Chef Ramzi's specialties is super greasy dishes) - so on that respect they are OK, but it also serves as a reminded of how much grease is left once you cook things a la Chef Ramzi.
But otherwise, if I go into the Charisma, the appeal, and the rest of the elements that make a celebrity click with a brand, I am not so sure this is a perfect match.
What is interesting however, is that Pril is now sponsoring the program Celebrity Duets which runs on LBC where - guess what? - Chef Ramzi is a contestant... Everyone is laughing their way to the bank on this!
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Friday, November 26, 2010
A counter-press release from Beirut/NTSC
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Beirut, November 26, 2010:
I am pissed: not "pissed" as in "drunk" but pissed as in "upset". In the last few days my inbox has witnessed a flurry of press releases from different organizations. Which I don't mind because it keeps me abreast of news and I keep track of what is going on in the market. Now here's the upsetting part - I learnt that these people who sent them actually EXPECT me to publish the press releases.
Now, let us examine the facts:
If you were to publish a press release in a "traditional" media concerned with advertising and communucation (ArabAd and Communicate come to mind) would they have accepted to give you the space for free? Would you have expected the space to be given for free? Let's face it, if they give it out to you pro bono it is because you have bought massively or at least regularly advertising space in their publications and this would be their small token of appreciation for making them heaps of money.
When was the last time you bought advertising space on Beirut/NTSC? When was the last time you contributed financially to the effort I am putting?... Sure, as we say in Arabic "mish 3am rabbe7 jmile" which roughly translated means "I am not emotionally blackmailing you". If I do Beirut/NTSC and spent hours upon hours (highlighting for additional effect) archiving, writing, commenting, explaining, and all the yada-yada, it's because I want to do it. No one has twisted my arm to do it, it was me who decided to fill that gap in the market.
But I suppose that this last bit is so taken for granted from organisations that actually make money (another highlight for additional effect) out of this - whereas I do not. When I met Nathalie Bontems at an event earlier this year (her official title is: Beirut Operations Manager at Mediaquest (which owns Communicate), her unofficial title is "friend" :) ) I greeted her and said: "Here comes the competition!" To which she replied "we don't compete with one another, we complement each other" and I retorted "yes, and only ONE of us makes money out of it."
So ladies and gentlemen, I don't mind you keeping your news coming and letting me be at the center of events, but if you intend to show off my blog to your clients or whomever is paying YOU for this, either A) Pay me money and let ME have my part of the cake, or B) Do not have unreasonable EXPECTATIONS from something that is done on solitary basis more than anything else (whereas I am endebted to other people's contributions - specifically visual - I am still the "one man army" behind the blog).
Bottom line: I am still "pissed." Pity the blog name "Angry Arab" has already been taken!
- ENDS -
Beirut, November 26, 2010:
I am pissed: not "pissed" as in "drunk" but pissed as in "upset". In the last few days my inbox has witnessed a flurry of press releases from different organizations. Which I don't mind because it keeps me abreast of news and I keep track of what is going on in the market. Now here's the upsetting part - I learnt that these people who sent them actually EXPECT me to publish the press releases.
Now, let us examine the facts:
If you were to publish a press release in a "traditional" media concerned with advertising and communucation (ArabAd and Communicate come to mind) would they have accepted to give you the space for free? Would you have expected the space to be given for free? Let's face it, if they give it out to you pro bono it is because you have bought massively or at least regularly advertising space in their publications and this would be their small token of appreciation for making them heaps of money.
When was the last time you bought advertising space on Beirut/NTSC? When was the last time you contributed financially to the effort I am putting?... Sure, as we say in Arabic "mish 3am rabbe7 jmile" which roughly translated means "I am not emotionally blackmailing you". If I do Beirut/NTSC and spent hours upon hours (highlighting for additional effect) archiving, writing, commenting, explaining, and all the yada-yada, it's because I want to do it. No one has twisted my arm to do it, it was me who decided to fill that gap in the market.
But I suppose that this last bit is so taken for granted from organisations that actually make money (another highlight for additional effect) out of this - whereas I do not. When I met Nathalie Bontems at an event earlier this year (her official title is: Beirut Operations Manager at Mediaquest (which owns Communicate), her unofficial title is "friend" :) ) I greeted her and said: "Here comes the competition!" To which she replied "we don't compete with one another, we complement each other" and I retorted "yes, and only ONE of us makes money out of it."
So ladies and gentlemen, I don't mind you keeping your news coming and letting me be at the center of events, but if you intend to show off my blog to your clients or whomever is paying YOU for this, either A) Pay me money and let ME have my part of the cake, or B) Do not have unreasonable EXPECTATIONS from something that is done on solitary basis more than anything else (whereas I am endebted to other people's contributions - specifically visual - I am still the "one man army" behind the blog).
Bottom line: I am still "pissed." Pity the blog name "Angry Arab" has already been taken!
- ENDS -
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Take a deep breath...
Photo credit: Miled Issa
The TVC was cute what's with people stuck in the elevator and the guy eventually pushing them away by the strength of his breath (fortified by a Hall's)... Now take that and apply it to a bus - and let yourself down!... Sadly the execution on the bus is a tad lame. Sure the guy wants his (private) spave in a (public) transportation - but this does not deny doing a good layout. The headline remains the same "el 7ayet badda nafass" (take a deep breath to face life).
The TVC was cute what's with people stuck in the elevator and the guy eventually pushing them away by the strength of his breath (fortified by a Hall's)... Now take that and apply it to a bus - and let yourself down!... Sadly the execution on the bus is a tad lame. Sure the guy wants his (private) spave in a (public) transportation - but this does not deny doing a good layout. The headline remains the same "el 7ayet badda nafass" (take a deep breath to face life).
Tayyip is unpalatable!
Whereas there has been extensive comment on the visit of Iranian president Ahmedinejad's visit to Lebanon (specifically about those who did not welcome him), the Turkish Prime Minister's Rajab Tayyip Erdogan holler over here seems to have gone down more easily... Except if you discount the many signs on the highway that basically think that Turkey sucks!... Above is one them which speicfiies that his visit is all about serving the interests of Turkey in the region (not shown is one that says "Turkey yesterday is the same as Trukey today: Cruel, unfair and an ally to the enemy")... Mostly present where the Armenians live in Lebanon, they serve as a reminder that nothing is a matter of consensus here.
Elsewhere, specifically around the Govenmental Serail were banners proclaiming "welcome attayib Erdogan" - which means "welcome to the good-hearted Erdogan", but since "tayyip" also means "tasty", well, it seems for some at least he is unpalatable.
Elsewhere, specifically around the Govenmental Serail were banners proclaiming "welcome attayib Erdogan" - which means "welcome to the good-hearted Erdogan", but since "tayyip" also means "tasty", well, it seems for some at least he is unpalatable.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Independence day a la Leo Burnett
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It's superman!... Actually, close, on Independence Day, it could have been a bird and a plane participating in the national parade, but Leo Burnett got the super idea of parachuting (actually, not metaphorically!!!) roses over town... "Under the protection of soldiers, roses blossom" (bi7imayat al jounoud, tanmou al wouroud) read the message in Arabic!... At a time when the whole nation seems divided it is good to know that we seem to be having a unifying factor. Well, congrats for Leo Burnett for this initiative!... And happy Independence day (perhaps one day we might just get it!)
Taanayel LABNEnye
Photo credit: Tracy Yaghi
Well, few ads can be as good as the Exotica flag one, but Leo Burnett get points for trying with Teenayel. The Labnehniyyeh instead of Lebnaniyyeh is also a great copy trick.... I have heard an unconfirmed rumour that the stressing on the Lebanese identity was because the company was purchased by a Kuwaiti but have no way of confirming of denying the news!
Well, few ads can be as good as the Exotica flag one, but Leo Burnett get points for trying with Teenayel. The Labnehniyyeh instead of Lebnaniyyeh is also a great copy trick.... I have heard an unconfirmed rumour that the stressing on the Lebanese identity was because the company was purchased by a Kuwaiti but have no way of confirming of denying the news!
Thursday, November 18, 2010
The 8th wonder and Hamra Cafe
Ah! So they've done it again!.... Wondereight teams again with Boubess group (Bob's diner, Laziz and now Hamra Cafe) for a mouth-watering super execution. When I published the 500th post of this blog, I got a comment from Boudy Narala which went "Congratulations on your 500th post! Keep butchering the agencies and no worries at all ;-))) if we get butchered we deserve it!" All I can say Boudy is - with such wonderful work you guys are producing in terms of branding and image for your clients, there's no way on earth you guys can be butchered. Pity there was a silly waiter at Hamra Cafe who came up with the rule that "photographing was forbidden." Still, the sous-plat above is a perfect example of how Wondereight got Hamra right! Don't let the light going "red" (Hamra) stop you, just go right ahead!
Mix and match from around the city.....
So here is a small round up of what is going on in twon:
The Tapirama ad which can be translated into "an offer to roll the red carpet for" is by far the winner of the lot, especially that - to begin with - Tapirama sell carpets! Actually, they have an offer whereby you win plenty of prizes by purchasing their marchandise.
Dar Al Aytam al Islamiyya, came up with "marha marha bel haj w bel adha" for the Adha feast (where it is a tradition to offer orphans lambs to be slaughtered - mind you Adha refers to the sacrifice that Abraham was about to when the hand of God stopped him). It is a far cry from their brilliant ad they did for their fundraiser of Ramadan which was so direct it was a beauty: "Beddak ta3ti lal aytem? Rou7 3a dar el aytem!" (Want to donate to orphans, go to the house of the orphans (which is what Dar al Aytam means anyway!))...
Bank of Beirut, just like Blom bank through their Blomshabeb website, want to ride the bandwagon of youth.... At least visually, they manage to captivate it more than Blom did. However for both of them, the move is so clumsy and gauche - after all, if you can't talk to the youth in their own language, why pretend to be hip and young and cool when you're not? Frankly, I am fed up with banks playing guardian angels, and here I go back to that oh-so-lovely selling line of BNP Paribas (which they used between 1974-1980): "Pour parler franchement, votre argent m'interesse." (to be honest, I am interested in your money).
Which brings us to the next banking blunder. Federal Bank of Lebanon has this two-visual campaign - neither of them work though. Pictured is the cell phone execution. "I'm sorry... I found the bank of my dreams" is a text message addressed to his previous bank account... Great, now what's missing is to find the advertising agency of one's dreams! Because this one obviously does not work.
Jammal Trust Bank speaks your language
The following ad comes from Jammal Trust Bank specifically for their small loans... This one is destined to taxi drivers, the subheadline goes "the small loan opens roads for you", but it is the major headline that got met struck: Bawmaret ma3ak? On the surface the expression is said to anyone who is "stuck"... Naturally, the first implication is for a "stuck" driver, literally or metaphorically. But, bawmaret is said for "stuck cars"... Its origin comes from the French "point mort" (or putting the car on "neutral" or "park")- which, when it travelled to Lebanon became to uneducated drivers "bamor" (phonetically, it is quite close!) and "bamor" became a verb onto itself "bawmar". So when Jammal Trust Bank signs "we speak your language", they never thought that the language we speak is not ours in the first place!
Zheimer? Come again?
The photo above is the new Adel Imam movie... It is not him I am interested in (the motto "quit while you're ahead" could never have fit anyone better than him!), it is the title of the movie: Zheimer.
Never heard of a disease with such a name? Think more? Could it be that you have Zheimer yourself?... Other cultures and countries called it Alzheimer.... Except that in Arabic, "al" is used an article, and more precisely as "introductory article" (al atta3rif), which is why when the disease's name came to Arabic, one could not say "ma3o al-alzheimer" (he has a "alzheimer" or he has a a"zheimer"), so it became "ma3o al"zheimer"" (he has a "zheimer") - that way the "a" could not be repeated twice.... Another case of taking internationally recognized symbols and modesticating them in the Arab world.
Never heard of a disease with such a name? Think more? Could it be that you have Zheimer yourself?... Other cultures and countries called it Alzheimer.... Except that in Arabic, "al" is used an article, and more precisely as "introductory article" (al atta3rif), which is why when the disease's name came to Arabic, one could not say "ma3o al-alzheimer" (he has a "alzheimer" or he has a a"zheimer"), so it became "ma3o al"zheimer"" (he has a "zheimer") - that way the "a" could not be repeated twice.... Another case of taking internationally recognized symbols and modesticating them in the Arab world.
Thank you for smoking
Credit photo: Miled Issa
The phot was taken inside a taxi which had a big "No smoking" sign... All of this is civilized until one notices the Winston cigarettes box beneath - when it comes to double standards, welcome to Marlboro country... or rather, welcome to Lebanon!
The phot was taken inside a taxi which had a big "No smoking" sign... All of this is civilized until one notices the Winston cigarettes box beneath - when it comes to double standards, welcome to Marlboro country... or rather, welcome to Lebanon!
Thursday, November 11, 2010
The squandering of a legacy: Rafik Hariri and Michael Jackson
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"Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws" so said Jim Morrisson (singer of The Doors, in case you are wondering), or to be more cynical, what an industry figure said about the death of Elvis Presley: "a good career move." But death, seems to be the great redeemer - well, until you overdo it.
In this post (mostly because nothing seems to be happening in the market right now), I shall try to discuss how the legacy of two figures "larger than life" has been squandered by being mishandled. After all, last week I read a book called "Principles of guerilla warfare" by an author called "Che Guevara" - yup! You might recognise the name: That mythical figure that adorns the t-shirts, caps etc .. After all, if Madonna and Kylie Minogue, the ultimate hispters try to model themselves after him decades after his death, it should tell you something!
Let's not kid each other, a person is a product just like any other. And just like brands have a psychological presence, people have a marketing angle to them. I know of a person who only introduces himself as "Dr. So and so" - why? Because he is effectively doing an ad for his practise by adding his title to his name, "you never know when I can grab a potential customer" he said.
Indeed, a name, a hair look (think French singer Desireless), an accessory (think the eyeglasses of Elton John), or whatever other physical of fashion attribute all participate in our packaging (which I must remind you is part of the 5Ps in the marketing jargon). While speaking of me, a friend was trying to tell someone else who I was, then he added: "come on, short guy, small round eyeglasses and flowery shirts!"... To which the other person replied: "Oh, him!"
Naturally, politicians and showbusiness people (well, this is often interchangeable as a profession, to quote late French comedian Coluche: "I shall stop doing politics when politicians cease to make us laugh" ) are the prime examples of "people as products" - some easy examples come to mind: Barrak Obama, Lady Gaga or the ultimate "switches" such as Cicciolina (to whom Jeff Koons who did the above photographed Michael Jackson and Bubbles sculpture was married), Ronald Reagan, etc...
But then something, somewhere, goes wrong! This week marked the streaming of a new Micheal Jackson single called "Breaking news" - after he topped the listing of highest earning celebrities for this year dethroning ex-Beatle John Lennon. Well, how about milking the cow dry while we are at it!... Even in his own lifetime, Michael Jackson's output (after the heydey of the 80s) was at best sporadic, lackluster, and at worst, frankly appaling!
But let me wonder (as someone who was a major MJ fan in the 80s) what is the "real" Michael Jackson legacy is? Well, apparently it is caring for the environment! I kid you not. Just google it and prove me wrong! Now, how exactly he was an eco-warrior is beyond me. His lavish lifestyle (leaving Carbon footprints - but certainly in reverse as he was "Moonwalking" :) ), his exessive purchases, his numerous cars, extravagancies point to the total opposite in terms of behavior - oh, and saying "the earth is sick, it has fever" (his exact words) in "This is it" does not redeem anything (please spare me the meek references to "Earth song"!).
Of course, money-wise Jackson is now making tones of dough to secure his own "Cirque du Soleil" show, many anthologies and compilations, and - God help us - an idea of turning his epic "Thriller" video clip into a full-length movie directed by Peter Jackson.
Now let us get back more to the Lebanese scene. The major political tumult currently the Special Tribunal for Lebanon, in terms of doubting its legal elements, its political sense, its security ramifications, its links to Israel, its power to unearth the much-drummed up "truth" etc... all stem from the same problem: That at this stage the personna of Rafik Hariri has failed as a "brand."
Having been a part of the team that took care of some elements of the posthumous "branding" of Hariri (which was different that the one he enjoyed while being alive) I saw the major report that was submitted to the family as how the "strategy" should function. It included, among many other parts, 9 elements that were supposed to have been proven internationally to have honoured men of the caliber of the "ra2is el shahid" (as he has become to be known - the title was supplied by the same person who was Hariri's PR arm Ramsay Najjar), one of them included naming an airport after him - which actually happened. Naturally, you also need a commemorative statue (the hideous thing is show above - and it actually has a flame that lights everyday at the exact time of his death (11:55 a.m.)).
So where's my problem? One of the major success cases in posthumous branding became muddled, unfocused, un-single minded and outright hillarious. Just go back to my own backposts about his face was placed and plastered on political billboards (so badly printed they were tearing down right after being hanged), about his face was unaesthetically cropped and put with other "martyrs" to sell every possible election or political decision (at least Impact/BBDO had the decency to wait for the last day before the election before posting his face when they handled the Future Movement's election campaign for 2009).
However, it was the over-exposure that finished him off.
Famous British singer Morrissey (ex-lead singer of the Smiths) once said about Sir Bob Geldof (some months after the release of "Do they know it's Christmas"): "One can have great concern for the people of Ethiopia, but it's another thing to inflict daily torture on the people of England." Which is the
Instead of keeping the momentum of a campaign in the rhythm of "easy does it", the whole thing went out in comet-style... and dwindled from there on. One particular instance comes to mind, Ghida Majzoub (I am not criticizing her personally as I think she is exceptionally cultured and talented) one of the main anchors of Future Television's (owned by Harriri) "3alam el sabah" the morning daily show, while speaking of "al ra2is al shahid" said that he was a big supporter of sports and theferere he was Lebanon's premier sportsman - literally in Arabic "al riyadi al awwal"... The statement made me laugh so loud.
Actually, the whole thing was aimed against president Emile Lahoud (at major odds with Hariri and who suffered major political setback, including boycott and literally insults, from the 14th of March clan) trying to discredit some of his titles. Lahoud was actually a major sports person (the unconfirmed rumour is that he went daily for a swim at the Officers' club in Manara come hell or high water) and was therefore "Lebanon's premier sportsman" (svelte and muscled, Lahoud has everything to justify this). Problem is: Hariri was actually obese! So there was nothing that could remotely inspire sports about him.
Naturally, when every pitiful student election was "offered to the soul of the premier", when every crochet exhibit in a foresaken town was sponsored by him (thankfully without mentionning that he was attending - remember he was already dead!), when every insignificant foreign dignitary had to pass by the "dari7" (the tomb - next to Virgin Megastore on Martyrs' square), when Gregorian calender became A.H. (anno Hariri as witnessed by the digital clock on the way to Hamra which counts the days after his death), when there are now two commerative events for him (his birthday on November 2nd and his death on the 14th of February) - when every event related to him becomes a "major event" or - going back to MJ - a "breaking news"... Eventually, it all reaches a point of saturation - which it did.
The media image of the man - of the two men - is now squandered.... Long live the Che and Jim Morrison!
Saturday, November 6, 2010
8 years and counting - Ziggydoodle and her pink wedding dress - NOV 7
This is in from Zena el Khalil..... With Beirut International Marathon tomorrow, it seemed timely to publish it:
Dear Friends and Family,
Ziggydoodle is back with her pink dress!!
As some of you are aware, every year, since my mom started the Beirut International Marathon, I run the 10 km fun run... in a big pink wedding dress!
I started with this artistic intervention in 2003 to question the role of women and marriage in our society. What expectations do women have? How do we cope with not having civil marriage in our country? I tried to break stereotypes and shake things up! After the 2006 war, I decided that the pink dress should also spread a loving message, and so I began running for peace and love! In 2007 and 2008, I ran in honor of my beautiful best friend Maya, whom we unfairly lost to cancer...
It has been challenging at times, but with the desire to spread positive ideas, I am committed more than ever to keep running! I am happy to announce that this year, I will be running for Animals Lebanon... and I want YOU to be part of it too!
Animals Lebanon a Lebanese NGO that are working tirelessly on the protection of animals through direct action, rescues, and a firm legislative process with the Lebanese government. Today in our nation, no laws exist which protect our animals - stray dogs are openly shot on the streets, endangered species traded in the markets, and zoos operate with no regulation leaving the animals within it to suffer in abhorrent conditions until their death.
Animals Lebanon is the first NGO making a significant difference in this field by drafting a full set of laws to protect Lebanon's animals and are working closely with the Lebanese authorities to get the laws passed.
Dear Friends and Family,
Ziggydoodle is back with her pink dress!!
As some of you are aware, every year, since my mom started the Beirut International Marathon, I run the 10 km fun run... in a big pink wedding dress!
I started with this artistic intervention in 2003 to question the role of women and marriage in our society. What expectations do women have? How do we cope with not having civil marriage in our country? I tried to break stereotypes and shake things up! After the 2006 war, I decided that the pink dress should also spread a loving message, and so I began running for peace and love! In 2007 and 2008, I ran in honor of my beautiful best friend Maya, whom we unfairly lost to cancer...
It has been challenging at times, but with the desire to spread positive ideas, I am committed more than ever to keep running! I am happy to announce that this year, I will be running for Animals Lebanon... and I want YOU to be part of it too!
Animals Lebanon a Lebanese NGO that are working tirelessly on the protection of animals through direct action, rescues, and a firm legislative process with the Lebanese government. Today in our nation, no laws exist which protect our animals - stray dogs are openly shot on the streets, endangered species traded in the markets, and zoos operate with no regulation leaving the animals within it to suffer in abhorrent conditions until their death.
Animals Lebanon is the first NGO making a significant difference in this field by drafting a full set of laws to protect Lebanon's animals and are working closely with the Lebanese authorities to get the laws passed.
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Coming soon to a digital bookstore near you
So, since there aren't many things happening in the market, might as well give you an advance glance at what I have been doing as of late. Six new plays in total: 4 from Anton Chekhov under the collective title of "Antoun el Cheikh w fardo el automatic", one inspired by Tawfiq Yusuf Awwad's "Tawahin Beyrouth" and called "Inter/Sect", and the six is pure Lebanese pop culture product called "Delivery Arguileh".... It appears that I have found the layout artist I have been looking for: Her name is Marylin (but thank you Joseph for applying!)...
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
A recruitment ad for 7UPstairs publishing
Lately, I have been recruiting so many people for agencies, multimedia houses etc... But now comes my own turn: 7UPstairs Publishing - needs a talented layout artist for its books. Since the books are not sold, it means that basically I am financing this operation from my own pocket, so sadly, I cannot compensate you for your talents as I should be (mind you, I have come up with the covers of several of the books, so for many of them it's just the internal layout!). However, with the books being so heavily mediatized and aticipated (at least that's what I think!), there is a potential for media exposure which would not come from other sources of temporary employment. So if you are in between jobs, or like my previous books, or whatever other reason you can think of, do contact me. If you are currently my student - forget it! I don't mix business (teaching) and pleasure (7UPstairs). Think about it - and let me know.
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